.

.

And had never been

married.

She was admired for

her sweetness

And kindness to all.

One afternoon the

pastor

Came to call on her

and she showed

him into her quaint

sitting room.

She invited him to

have

a seat while she

prepared tea.

As he sat facing

her  old

Hammond organ,

The young minister

noticed a   

cute glass bowl

sitting     on top of it.

with water,

And in the water

floated,

of all things, a

condom!

When she returned

 with

tea and scones,

They began to chat.

The pastor tried to

stifle his curiosity

about the bowl of

water and its

strange            floater,

but soon it got the

better of him and he

could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice',

he said,

'I wonder if

you would

tell me about this?'

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied,

'Isn't it wonderful?

I was walking

through The Park

a few months

ago

And I found this

little                     package

On the ground.

The directions said

To place it on the

 organ,

Keep it wet,

and that it

would prevent the

spread of disease.

Do you know,

I haven't

had the flu

All winter.'