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HAVE A GOOD LAUGH...
BEFORE WORK...
DURING WORK...
OR AFTER.
I told you that shits no
good for you, didn't I ?!
Obama's Home Teleprompter
Malfunctions During Family Dinner
Click link below to view: (2 min 31 sec)
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obamas_home_teleprompter?utm_source=videoembed
First Openly Gay Racehorse
To Compete Sunday
Click link below to view: (2 min 50 sec)
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/first_openly_gay_racehorse_to?utm_source=videoembed
Police
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license.
He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
Marriage
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband.
"But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge.
"Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."
Face
Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring.
One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try.
So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first.
The bell tolled loud and clear.
The shocked priest gave him the job.
But one Sunday, he ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed and fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses.
"Does anybody know this boy's name? Because I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."
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